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'you took Avra's soul and made it into a blanket' - Cassie
Do you people realize how close it is to Christmas!? Has everyone done their shopping yet? Because I haven’t! That’s what I’m doing the rest of today, though! Busy, busy, busy! In the spirit of that business, our next broadcast won’t come out on the 27th but the 28th, to give everyone a bit more time. Below, you’ll find the very lovely gifts of NEW GODS! Enjoy, kids!
News and Updates
The Pantheon: The King and Queen have arrived
You heard it right, the boss and lady boss of Olympus have arrived. Open up your hearts and homes to Zeus and Hera, ladies and gentleman!
Zeus My applause is the roar of thunder and my judgment is the bolt of lightning. Tread carefully mortals, for Zeus has allowed his children to watch over the lot of you for far too long. And in their vigil, it's all wars and bedlam. Boooring. Clearly, their childish hands are too small to bear the weight of mortal indiscretions. So now, MY reckoning has come. And indiscretions there will be. Watch your women carefully, for their wombs are my hallowed ground. Take to your pastures and fight your little war. Go on, bathe yourselves in the blood of your enemies, it pleases me to see it happen. But remember well, strategy and bloodlust mean nothing in the face of divine reckoning. Fear me and love me in your prayers, and perhaps, I'll look kindly upon some of you.
Hera Women of Greece, I have heard your cries. Your calls will not go unanswered for I am the protector of women, the guardian of marriage and the hearth. Offer unto me your faithful devotion and your lives may rest safely in my embrace. My wrath for the unfaithful will not be forgiving, my rage at those who scorn my name will be divine. Safe no longer are your indiscretions, hidden by walls or careful words, for I see and know all. Remember your vows, remember your word, and be warned O Children or Greece, for where my husband strays... I am sure to follow.
The Kemetics: God of the Sky
Set better shuffle on over as Horus, God of the Sky makes his presence known. With two of the Kemetic gods in play, and two who do not get on at that, things about to get spicy in Egypt!
Horus Too long have you been worshipping at the feet of those unworthy. I have watched you all, scurrying around like ants amongst the sand and now as you stand on the cusp of war I come to you, children.Those brave souls who fight true and fierce, I stand at your side and will guide you. But ware those who choose the path of deceit and treachery and welcome chaos into their midst. I see all and know all and you cannot hide from my righteous justice. Show me your favor and loyalty, bring me your tokens and prove yourselves worthy of my love, or brace yourselves to feel my wrath.
Christmas Advent Only a couple more days to go on the Advent, guys! Pam’s got more in store for us, so make sure you boop Pam on the nose next time she mentions the Advent!
December Activity Check Staff will be checking up and firing off messages to anyone who hasn’t yet met December activity requirements, so if you haven’t received a message in the next couple of days, then your characters are all safe!
Member Challenge: None of You Read These Anyway Part 2 It is time for another member challenge! Truth be told, it's not actually any different from last week. I’ll just give you double the points you would have gotten last week to the first person who completes the challenge. Everyone else will get normal points. Have fun scrambling, or not. This week’s challenge is to write one of your characters, for a single post, in second person. How did they come to think and speak in second person, you ask? I don’t know, but that’s the fun of figuring it out, isn’t it? Too high? Too drunk? Knocked upside the head with some random farmers hoe? Love, you friendly neighborhood Urit.
Pinterest Challenge: The 12 Feelings of the Holidays It has been a while since we have done a Pinterest Challenge, but I think, with everyone popping off on holiday vacations and such, it is the perfect time to start one. This month’s challenge is going to be holiday-themed. It isn’t going to be any specific holiday, because I know that many of you celebrate different holidays than Christmas. That said, we are going to put a bit of a spin on the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. However, instead of chronicling the giving of your loved one numerous vicious waterfowl and birds (which we all know should be an act of war instead of a gift), I want all of you, as members, not characters, to showcase twelve pins that really get you into the holiday spirit. They can be things as simple as a color and as elaborate as an entire light show. It really doesn't matter what you put into your board, so long as it is holiday themed and it gives you the warm fuzzies that we may all be missing this time of year. For completing this challenge, since there hasn’t been one to complete in a while, you will earn 5 member points. Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year, everybody! You can find the Pinterest link to the challenge here: pin.it/4GHX47t DM Urit with any questions
And the nominees are... Thank you to all of you who nominated your fellow writers, you will receive ten member points! Polls will be open from today until Tuesday 29th December.
Character I’d most like to have to dinner: @hector, @zoser, @evangelina,@alastor,@sara, @azarion, @damocles
Male Character of the Year: @achilleas, @lukos, @lesley, @tython, @timaeus, @silanos, @stephanos
Female Character of the Year:p @theodora, @akila, @iaheru, @issa, @essa, @evangelina, Hatshepsut H'Naddar
Couple of the Year: @gavriil and @evangelina, @tython and @yanni, @achilleas and @theodora,
Dynamic of the Year: H’Sheifa family, @achilleas and @emilios, @zoser and @khufu, @issa and @zein, Imeeya of Drakos and Athanasia of Kotas, @stephanos and @achilleas, @marietta and @hebe
Awards and Recognition
Member of the Moment: Jarnvior Jarn might not be the loudest member on the server, but he's been quietly posting away with both Yiannis and his adoptable, Akhem and keeping things moving along on the site. Look forward to seeing more of both these characters ( for a while at least, RIP Akhem). Well done, Jarn!
Story Progression
Curveball Oh no! It looks like Fotios of Leventi has been seriously ill! Was that why he wasn’t at the wedding of Gavriil and Evangelina of Dimitrou? It must be a terrible illness. Word from the servants in the house is that he is completely delirious and unable to leave his bed. Hope that’s not contagious.
Curveball Whoops! It seems that there are Egyptians in Colchis and they have been very shady. The Master Informer, Magnus, has ordered them rounded up and taken to the mines in Magenemea. They’re very obviously spies. All of the Sariqas, save Somra, have been taken into custody.
Curveball In a silent tactical strike, @cicero, @aimias, @hector, and Alehandros of Antonis were able to breach Elias’s precautions around Princess Emilia. They found she was not ill and have explained the true nature of the danger she and Athenia are in. With their help, Princess Emilia has ordered that Athenia fulfill its promise to its sister nations and has released Athenian troops to aid in the battle with Egypt. Athenia is finally on its way.
Greece
Information on Grecian Events and Provincial Stories will be in the next written broadcast in two week’s time!
Africa
A Tekh of a Good Time Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: The Riverbank, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: It’s a festival to worship Hathor and it’s already starting the way she would love it- with people drunk and having a good time! Maybe you’re a merchant selling wine. @nenet could clearly use another glass. Or maybe you’re just a passerby witnessing the chaos. What’s @chione doing with someone from the circus? Just be careful going too close to the river. @issa seems convinced that River Monsters exist. Maybe it has to do with the recently stabbed @azarion dressing like a sea monster? Also someone should get @nenet some water yeesh.
Opportunity Knocks Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Ghani District, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: What in Ra’s name is the circus planning? They look angry. And now they have robes and masks and are talking about… Setians? Aren’t they the weird priests at the Temple of Set? Will someone speak up with @onuphrious? The Tempest of Set clearly overstayed their welcome.
Blood and Sand Date: Kawwal, 672 BC Location: Manotapa, Egypt Attendance: Militants Way In?: King @tython has called for the men. The Greeks gather to hear their orders. It is time to paint the sands red of both Greek and Egyptian soldiers- let us hope the Taengean allies are not far behind. Where is the other King?
The Way Is Shut Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Israel, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: The Greeks are being ceremoniously booted out in their own absence. Are you a Judean helping to cart their belongings to the street? Are you a Grecian servant trying to keep their master's belongings from Hebrew hands? Are you for or against the Greeks being kicked out of Israel? Are you a woodworker helping reinforce the gates? Perhaps you are a simple traveller, confused by all that is happening and warning all those who will listen that there are dark days ahead if the Greeks are angered. Speaking of Greeks, there’s one right now! Oh no, @amiti’s been hit! Man down!
Promises Made Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Damascus, Judea Attendance: Nobles and Invitees Way In?: @maeri and @amiti are getting married! What a joyous occasion! Are you close friends with either of them to have scored the invitation? Are you someone of import where you are certainly obligated to show up? Look at Amiti’s beard! Isn’t it fabulous? And there goes the blushing bride. Now it’s time for the real party to start. Everyone, to the reception!
Golden Afternoon Date: Nisan, 673 BC Location: Moab, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: : Just a month after Predator, this event is open to all! After a mess that involved, @hazael ‘s dog barking at @issa’s snakes, Kesi opened a can of worms by underpaying a merchant for meat to distract the dog. Now the merchant is shouting at @issa and @miri and a standoff looks to be forming! Are you for the foreigners, the crazy ones with the snake? Or are you for the Judeans? Or would you rather ignore it all, and see what other mess that you can get into? Everyone is welcome!
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'you took Avra's soul and made it into a blanket' - Cassie
Do you people realize how close it is to Christmas!? Has everyone done their shopping yet? Because I haven’t! That’s what I’m doing the rest of today, though! Busy, busy, busy! In the spirit of that business, our next broadcast won’t come out on the 27th but the 28th, to give everyone a bit more time. Below, you’ll find the very lovely gifts of NEW GODS! Enjoy, kids!
News and Updates
The Pantheon: The King and Queen have arrived
You heard it right, the boss and lady boss of Olympus have arrived. Open up your hearts and homes to Zeus and Hera, ladies and gentleman!
Zeus My applause is the roar of thunder and my judgment is the bolt of lightning. Tread carefully mortals, for Zeus has allowed his children to watch over the lot of you for far too long. And in their vigil, it's all wars and bedlam. Boooring. Clearly, their childish hands are too small to bear the weight of mortal indiscretions. So now, MY reckoning has come. And indiscretions there will be. Watch your women carefully, for their wombs are my hallowed ground. Take to your pastures and fight your little war. Go on, bathe yourselves in the blood of your enemies, it pleases me to see it happen. But remember well, strategy and bloodlust mean nothing in the face of divine reckoning. Fear me and love me in your prayers, and perhaps, I'll look kindly upon some of you.
Hera Women of Greece, I have heard your cries. Your calls will not go unanswered for I am the protector of women, the guardian of marriage and the hearth. Offer unto me your faithful devotion and your lives may rest safely in my embrace. My wrath for the unfaithful will not be forgiving, my rage at those who scorn my name will be divine. Safe no longer are your indiscretions, hidden by walls or careful words, for I see and know all. Remember your vows, remember your word, and be warned O Children or Greece, for where my husband strays... I am sure to follow.
The Kemetics: God of the Sky
Set better shuffle on over as Horus, God of the Sky makes his presence known. With two of the Kemetic gods in play, and two who do not get on at that, things about to get spicy in Egypt!
Horus Too long have you been worshipping at the feet of those unworthy. I have watched you all, scurrying around like ants amongst the sand and now as you stand on the cusp of war I come to you, children.Those brave souls who fight true and fierce, I stand at your side and will guide you. But ware those who choose the path of deceit and treachery and welcome chaos into their midst. I see all and know all and you cannot hide from my righteous justice. Show me your favor and loyalty, bring me your tokens and prove yourselves worthy of my love, or brace yourselves to feel my wrath.
Christmas Advent Only a couple more days to go on the Advent, guys! Pam’s got more in store for us, so make sure you boop Pam on the nose next time she mentions the Advent!
December Activity Check Staff will be checking up and firing off messages to anyone who hasn’t yet met December activity requirements, so if you haven’t received a message in the next couple of days, then your characters are all safe!
Member Challenge: None of You Read These Anyway Part 2 It is time for another member challenge! Truth be told, it's not actually any different from last week. I’ll just give you double the points you would have gotten last week to the first person who completes the challenge. Everyone else will get normal points. Have fun scrambling, or not. This week’s challenge is to write one of your characters, for a single post, in second person. How did they come to think and speak in second person, you ask? I don’t know, but that’s the fun of figuring it out, isn’t it? Too high? Too drunk? Knocked upside the head with some random farmers hoe? Love, you friendly neighborhood Urit.
Pinterest Challenge: The 12 Feelings of the Holidays It has been a while since we have done a Pinterest Challenge, but I think, with everyone popping off on holiday vacations and such, it is the perfect time to start one. This month’s challenge is going to be holiday-themed. It isn’t going to be any specific holiday, because I know that many of you celebrate different holidays than Christmas. That said, we are going to put a bit of a spin on the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. However, instead of chronicling the giving of your loved one numerous vicious waterfowl and birds (which we all know should be an act of war instead of a gift), I want all of you, as members, not characters, to showcase twelve pins that really get you into the holiday spirit. They can be things as simple as a color and as elaborate as an entire light show. It really doesn't matter what you put into your board, so long as it is holiday themed and it gives you the warm fuzzies that we may all be missing this time of year. For completing this challenge, since there hasn’t been one to complete in a while, you will earn 5 member points. Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year, everybody! You can find the Pinterest link to the challenge here: pin.it/4GHX47t DM Urit with any questions
And the nominees are... Thank you to all of you who nominated your fellow writers, you will receive ten member points! Polls will be open from today until Tuesday 29th December.
Character I’d most like to have to dinner: @hector, @zoser, @evangelina,@alastor,@sara, @azarion, @damocles
Male Character of the Year: @achilleas, @lukos, @lesley, @tython, @timaeus, @silanos, @stephanos
Female Character of the Year:p @theodora, @akila, @iaheru, @issa, @essa, @evangelina, Hatshepsut H'Naddar
Couple of the Year: @gavriil and @evangelina, @tython and @yanni, @achilleas and @theodora,
Dynamic of the Year: H’Sheifa family, @achilleas and @emilios, @zoser and @khufu, @issa and @zein, Imeeya of Drakos and Athanasia of Kotas, @stephanos and @achilleas, @marietta and @hebe
Awards and Recognition
Member of the Moment: Jarnvior Jarn might not be the loudest member on the server, but he's been quietly posting away with both Yiannis and his adoptable, Akhem and keeping things moving along on the site. Look forward to seeing more of both these characters ( for a while at least, RIP Akhem). Well done, Jarn!
Story Progression
Curveball Oh no! It looks like Fotios of Leventi has been seriously ill! Was that why he wasn’t at the wedding of Gavriil and Evangelina of Dimitrou? It must be a terrible illness. Word from the servants in the house is that he is completely delirious and unable to leave his bed. Hope that’s not contagious.
Curveball Whoops! It seems that there are Egyptians in Colchis and they have been very shady. The Master Informer, Magnus, has ordered them rounded up and taken to the mines in Magenemea. They’re very obviously spies. All of the Sariqas, save Somra, have been taken into custody.
Curveball In a silent tactical strike, @cicero, @aimias, @hector, and Alehandros of Antonis were able to breach Elias’s precautions around Princess Emilia. They found she was not ill and have explained the true nature of the danger she and Athenia are in. With their help, Princess Emilia has ordered that Athenia fulfill its promise to its sister nations and has released Athenian troops to aid in the battle with Egypt. Athenia is finally on its way.
Greece
Information on Grecian Events and Provincial Stories will be in the next written broadcast in two week’s time!
Africa
A Tekh of a Good Time Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: The Riverbank, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: It’s a festival to worship Hathor and it’s already starting the way she would love it- with people drunk and having a good time! Maybe you’re a merchant selling wine. @nenet could clearly use another glass. Or maybe you’re just a passerby witnessing the chaos. What’s @chione doing with someone from the circus? Just be careful going too close to the river. @issa seems convinced that River Monsters exist. Maybe it has to do with the recently stabbed @azarion dressing like a sea monster? Also someone should get @nenet some water yeesh.
Opportunity Knocks Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Ghani District, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: What in Ra’s name is the circus planning? They look angry. And now they have robes and masks and are talking about… Setians? Aren’t they the weird priests at the Temple of Set? Will someone speak up with @onuphrious? The Tempest of Set clearly overstayed their welcome.
Blood and Sand Date: Kawwal, 672 BC Location: Manotapa, Egypt Attendance: Militants Way In?: King @tython has called for the men. The Greeks gather to hear their orders. It is time to paint the sands red of both Greek and Egyptian soldiers- let us hope the Taengean allies are not far behind. Where is the other King?
The Way Is Shut Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Israel, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: The Greeks are being ceremoniously booted out in their own absence. Are you a Judean helping to cart their belongings to the street? Are you a Grecian servant trying to keep their master's belongings from Hebrew hands? Are you for or against the Greeks being kicked out of Israel? Are you a woodworker helping reinforce the gates? Perhaps you are a simple traveller, confused by all that is happening and warning all those who will listen that there are dark days ahead if the Greeks are angered. Speaking of Greeks, there’s one right now! Oh no, @amiti’s been hit! Man down!
Promises Made Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Damascus, Judea Attendance: Nobles and Invitees Way In?: @maeri and @amiti are getting married! What a joyous occasion! Are you close friends with either of them to have scored the invitation? Are you someone of import where you are certainly obligated to show up? Look at Amiti’s beard! Isn’t it fabulous? And there goes the blushing bride. Now it’s time for the real party to start. Everyone, to the reception!
Golden Afternoon Date: Nisan, 673 BC Location: Moab, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: : Just a month after Predator, this event is open to all! After a mess that involved, @hazael ‘s dog barking at @issa’s snakes, Kesi opened a can of worms by underpaying a merchant for meat to distract the dog. Now the merchant is shouting at @issa and @miri and a standoff looks to be forming! Are you for the foreigners, the crazy ones with the snake? Or are you for the Judeans? Or would you rather ignore it all, and see what other mess that you can get into? Everyone is welcome!
The Weekly Broadcast Sunday 20th December 2020
'you took Avra's soul and made it into a blanket' - Cassie
Do you people realize how close it is to Christmas!? Has everyone done their shopping yet? Because I haven’t! That’s what I’m doing the rest of today, though! Busy, busy, busy! In the spirit of that business, our next broadcast won’t come out on the 27th but the 28th, to give everyone a bit more time. Below, you’ll find the very lovely gifts of NEW GODS! Enjoy, kids!
News and Updates
The Pantheon: The King and Queen have arrived
You heard it right, the boss and lady boss of Olympus have arrived. Open up your hearts and homes to Zeus and Hera, ladies and gentleman!
Zeus My applause is the roar of thunder and my judgment is the bolt of lightning. Tread carefully mortals, for Zeus has allowed his children to watch over the lot of you for far too long. And in their vigil, it's all wars and bedlam. Boooring. Clearly, their childish hands are too small to bear the weight of mortal indiscretions. So now, MY reckoning has come. And indiscretions there will be. Watch your women carefully, for their wombs are my hallowed ground. Take to your pastures and fight your little war. Go on, bathe yourselves in the blood of your enemies, it pleases me to see it happen. But remember well, strategy and bloodlust mean nothing in the face of divine reckoning. Fear me and love me in your prayers, and perhaps, I'll look kindly upon some of you.
Hera Women of Greece, I have heard your cries. Your calls will not go unanswered for I am the protector of women, the guardian of marriage and the hearth. Offer unto me your faithful devotion and your lives may rest safely in my embrace. My wrath for the unfaithful will not be forgiving, my rage at those who scorn my name will be divine. Safe no longer are your indiscretions, hidden by walls or careful words, for I see and know all. Remember your vows, remember your word, and be warned O Children or Greece, for where my husband strays... I am sure to follow.
The Kemetics: God of the Sky
Set better shuffle on over as Horus, God of the Sky makes his presence known. With two of the Kemetic gods in play, and two who do not get on at that, things about to get spicy in Egypt!
Horus Too long have you been worshipping at the feet of those unworthy. I have watched you all, scurrying around like ants amongst the sand and now as you stand on the cusp of war I come to you, children.Those brave souls who fight true and fierce, I stand at your side and will guide you. But ware those who choose the path of deceit and treachery and welcome chaos into their midst. I see all and know all and you cannot hide from my righteous justice. Show me your favor and loyalty, bring me your tokens and prove yourselves worthy of my love, or brace yourselves to feel my wrath.
Christmas Advent Only a couple more days to go on the Advent, guys! Pam’s got more in store for us, so make sure you boop Pam on the nose next time she mentions the Advent!
December Activity Check Staff will be checking up and firing off messages to anyone who hasn’t yet met December activity requirements, so if you haven’t received a message in the next couple of days, then your characters are all safe!
Member Challenge: None of You Read These Anyway Part 2 It is time for another member challenge! Truth be told, it's not actually any different from last week. I’ll just give you double the points you would have gotten last week to the first person who completes the challenge. Everyone else will get normal points. Have fun scrambling, or not. This week’s challenge is to write one of your characters, for a single post, in second person. How did they come to think and speak in second person, you ask? I don’t know, but that’s the fun of figuring it out, isn’t it? Too high? Too drunk? Knocked upside the head with some random farmers hoe? Love, you friendly neighborhood Urit.
Pinterest Challenge: The 12 Feelings of the Holidays It has been a while since we have done a Pinterest Challenge, but I think, with everyone popping off on holiday vacations and such, it is the perfect time to start one. This month’s challenge is going to be holiday-themed. It isn’t going to be any specific holiday, because I know that many of you celebrate different holidays than Christmas. That said, we are going to put a bit of a spin on the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. However, instead of chronicling the giving of your loved one numerous vicious waterfowl and birds (which we all know should be an act of war instead of a gift), I want all of you, as members, not characters, to showcase twelve pins that really get you into the holiday spirit. They can be things as simple as a color and as elaborate as an entire light show. It really doesn't matter what you put into your board, so long as it is holiday themed and it gives you the warm fuzzies that we may all be missing this time of year. For completing this challenge, since there hasn’t been one to complete in a while, you will earn 5 member points. Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year, everybody! You can find the Pinterest link to the challenge here: pin.it/4GHX47t DM Urit with any questions
And the nominees are... Thank you to all of you who nominated your fellow writers, you will receive ten member points! Polls will be open from today until Tuesday 29th December.
Character I’d most like to have to dinner: @hector, @zoser, @evangelina,@alastor,@sara, @azarion, @damocles
Male Character of the Year: @achilleas, @lukos, @lesley, @tython, @timaeus, @silanos, @stephanos
Female Character of the Year:p @theodora, @akila, @iaheru, @issa, @essa, @evangelina, Hatshepsut H'Naddar
Couple of the Year: @gavriil and @evangelina, @tython and @yanni, @achilleas and @theodora,
Dynamic of the Year: H’Sheifa family, @achilleas and @emilios, @zoser and @khufu, @issa and @zein, Imeeya of Drakos and Athanasia of Kotas, @stephanos and @achilleas, @marietta and @hebe
Awards and Recognition
Member of the Moment: Jarnvior Jarn might not be the loudest member on the server, but he's been quietly posting away with both Yiannis and his adoptable, Akhem and keeping things moving along on the site. Look forward to seeing more of both these characters ( for a while at least, RIP Akhem). Well done, Jarn!
Story Progression
Curveball Oh no! It looks like Fotios of Leventi has been seriously ill! Was that why he wasn’t at the wedding of Gavriil and Evangelina of Dimitrou? It must be a terrible illness. Word from the servants in the house is that he is completely delirious and unable to leave his bed. Hope that’s not contagious.
Curveball Whoops! It seems that there are Egyptians in Colchis and they have been very shady. The Master Informer, Magnus, has ordered them rounded up and taken to the mines in Magenemea. They’re very obviously spies. All of the Sariqas, save Somra, have been taken into custody.
Curveball In a silent tactical strike, @cicero, @aimias, @hector, and Alehandros of Antonis were able to breach Elias’s precautions around Princess Emilia. They found she was not ill and have explained the true nature of the danger she and Athenia are in. With their help, Princess Emilia has ordered that Athenia fulfill its promise to its sister nations and has released Athenian troops to aid in the battle with Egypt. Athenia is finally on its way.
Greece
Information on Grecian Events and Provincial Stories will be in the next written broadcast in two week’s time!
Africa
A Tekh of a Good Time Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: The Riverbank, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: It’s a festival to worship Hathor and it’s already starting the way she would love it- with people drunk and having a good time! Maybe you’re a merchant selling wine. @nenet could clearly use another glass. Or maybe you’re just a passerby witnessing the chaos. What’s @chione doing with someone from the circus? Just be careful going too close to the river. @issa seems convinced that River Monsters exist. Maybe it has to do with the recently stabbed @azarion dressing like a sea monster? Also someone should get @nenet some water yeesh.
Opportunity Knocks Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Ghani District, Egypt Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: What in Ra’s name is the circus planning? They look angry. And now they have robes and masks and are talking about… Setians? Aren’t they the weird priests at the Temple of Set? Will someone speak up with @onuphrious? The Tempest of Set clearly overstayed their welcome.
Blood and Sand Date: Kawwal, 672 BC Location: Manotapa, Egypt Attendance: Militants Way In?: King @tython has called for the men. The Greeks gather to hear their orders. It is time to paint the sands red of both Greek and Egyptian soldiers- let us hope the Taengean allies are not far behind. Where is the other King?
The Way Is Shut Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Israel, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: The Greeks are being ceremoniously booted out in their own absence. Are you a Judean helping to cart their belongings to the street? Are you a Grecian servant trying to keep their master's belongings from Hebrew hands? Are you for or against the Greeks being kicked out of Israel? Are you a woodworker helping reinforce the gates? Perhaps you are a simple traveller, confused by all that is happening and warning all those who will listen that there are dark days ahead if the Greeks are angered. Speaking of Greeks, there’s one right now! Oh no, @amiti’s been hit! Man down!
Promises Made Date: Thanii, 672 BC Location: Damascus, Judea Attendance: Nobles and Invitees Way In?: @maeri and @amiti are getting married! What a joyous occasion! Are you close friends with either of them to have scored the invitation? Are you someone of import where you are certainly obligated to show up? Look at Amiti’s beard! Isn’t it fabulous? And there goes the blushing bride. Now it’s time for the real party to start. Everyone, to the reception!
Golden Afternoon Date: Nisan, 673 BC Location: Moab, Judea Attendance: All Welcome! Way In?: : Just a month after Predator, this event is open to all! After a mess that involved, @hazael ‘s dog barking at @issa’s snakes, Kesi opened a can of worms by underpaying a merchant for meat to distract the dog. Now the merchant is shouting at @issa and @miri and a standoff looks to be forming! Are you for the foreigners, the crazy ones with the snake? Or are you for the Judeans? Or would you rather ignore it all, and see what other mess that you can get into? Everyone is welcome!